How Much Would You Bid on a Date with Betty White?

How much would you pay to go on a date with 91-year-old BETTY WHITE?  Because this is your chance:  A "date with Betty" is being auctioned off on eBay, with the proceeds going to charity.  As of last night, the current bid was $5,100. (To submit your bid, hit up eBay.com.  Since this isn't REALLY a "date" . . . your "plus-one" would also get airfare, and tickets to the event.)

Melissa Etheridge Thinks Angelina Jolie Was "Fearful," Not "Brave" for Having a Preventative Double Mastectomy

HIGHLIGHTS:  MELISSA ETHERIDGE doesn't think ANGELINA JOLIE was BRAVE for having a preventative double mastectomy . . . she thinks it was, quote, "the most fearful choice you can make."  She thinks that avoiding cancer is mind-over-matter, and you shouldn't give in to it before you even have it. Full Story
 

The Latest Amanda Bynes Train-Wreckery: Wyclef Jean Is Producing Her First Single, and She Ticks Off Sarah Hyland's Boyfriend

HIGHLIGHTS:  AMANDA BYNES kept herself busy recently by meeting with WYCLEF JEAN about producing her first single . . . and engaging in yet another Twitter feud, this time with SARAH HYLAND'S boyfriend.  He asked her to stop having work done on her face, so she called him and Sarah "ugly."  Naturally. Full Story

 

Dave Chappelle and Flight of the Conchords Are Headlining FunnyOrDie's First Comedy Festival

HIGHLIGHTS:  DAVE CHAPPELLE will co-headline a 13-city comedy tour with Flight of the Conchords starting August 23rd.  It's called the FunnyOrDie Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival, and it also features comedians Al Madrigal, Kristen Schaal, and Demetri Martin.  This will be Chappelle's first major project since his infamous falling out with Comedy Central in 2005. Full Story